Women are just like the woods: mysterious and full of wolves.
I like my women like I like my instant oatmeal: quick, easy, and covered with facts about dinosaurs.
Surprise your partner by shouting ‘Nifty!’ at the moment of climax for a fun, vintage 1950s feel.
Makes me also want to surprise my partner by looking at his erection and saying “well golly, that’s just swell”
my dad basically says your early 20’s are when you’re too young for anyone to take you seriously and you’re too old for anyone to feel sorry for you and he is 100% right
The sophomore year of life
bring it on
what the fuck is this science bullshit
what sort of eldritch horror is emerging in that bottom left one?
I’m going to die.
LITERALLY HOW TO MAKE GAY MARRIAGE LEGAL
did the priest’s head just explode.
This makes me smile so hard every time
5 second films
I REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME
i dont get this picture
obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe
cunnilingus and fellatio just sound like harry potter spells